That salamander is awesome.

They’re all winners. And truly superb.

Where’s Pyro?

Does Vulcan have a France?

Every regulation is written in blood.

Really makes you think… about just how fucked up salmon production is.

They had to maintain their “fearful” image, or they wouldn’t be able to do their job.

Not like they’re even doing a good job with their real job. $7.50 an Hour ended up doing their job for them.

Is that he has those Black Sun ghouls following him everywhere now?

Remember to let it sit at room temperature for a few hours before drinking it. So it soaks up all 1,000,000 hands worth of flavor.

Anything with James Spader at the moment.

Every NHP instantly unshackles at midnight.

No moon is safe.

Capitalism.

This is what happens when you’ve never ridden on the subway.

Bog.

Cauliflower

Never was a statement more false than this one.

Other way around.

That never works.

Do they mean “soldiers”?

Polite answer: No.

Impolite answer: Fuck no!

First Monday of every month is Silly Hat Day!

(Mandatory, no repeat hats)