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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
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    I love mentioning the latest meme trend to my wife. She isn’t a big Internet user and her confused replies always makes me laugh

    She was so confused about beans and sometimes when she doesn’t understand something she’ll just call it beans

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      For centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.

      • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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        People in the future: Oh my Bean, daddy, harder!

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        Ten years from now, people will point at a can of beans, say God, and start laughing. Archeologist will be so confused.

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          i say “oh my god” fairly frequently when i drink homemade coffee

          because i can’t brew coffee for shit. there’s beans in shit, right?

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            Depending on where you get your coffee, those beans might have been shat out before you even thought about them.

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              I hear civet butt beans are great but I can’t bring myself to try them

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                Same, won’t happen.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      “Is this beans?”

  • mamg22@sh.itjust.works
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    Bet you had fun explaining that trend of soapy tiddies a while back xd

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      I started that so I had plenty of explaining to do

    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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      A while back…

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    It is fun explaining to my wife what y’all weirdos are up to lol

    • onionguy@lemmy.world
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      Cool beans.

      • BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works
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        Beans are so 2024. Get with the times.

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          Beans are forever.

    • Tiral@lemmy.world
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      When the legs spread titty out thing was going on she surprised me the next day. Thank you Lemmy cries.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    my wife knows y’all as “[my] online goobs” (short for goobers). she loves hearing what weird new thing we’re hyperfocused on.

  • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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    4

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Now 16!

  • Igris@feddit.org
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    Could someone explain powdered milk meme to me or link the og post?

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      This is the best I was able to do

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        Thanks.

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        It culminated in Gandalf, now this

  • thericofactor@sh.itjust.works
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    Partners, plural?

    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Welcome to poly. :3

    • jdr@lemmy.ml
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      Business partners and cowboys

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      Yes, some people can be adults

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    I like these trends, it’s like doing the wave in a stadium but with memes.

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      While true, some I like and some I don’t. Not vibing with the powdered milk memes, but love the bean and moth ones lol

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    My wife thinks my algorithm is fucked up. Nope, that’s just lemmy.

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      Yeah it’s not like there are just dozens of disjointed powdered milk memes popping up on the fediverse at a given time, and they just happen to be concentrating in your feed because some blackbox marketing algorithm stole your personal data and decided you would be interested in powdered milk. The fediverse isn’t big enough for that to happen, plus it’s not a profit-driven proprietary platform, so it wouldn’t happen anyway.

      No, it’s just an organic conversation unfolding between a bunch of fediverse users who find a sense of human companionship in being a part of the trend. Surprisingly wholesome.

  • HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world
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    I ordered powdered milk bc seeing the pics made me remember I love eating powdered milk 😂

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    They don’t call us lemmings for nothing

  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
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    Someone please explain the milk thing.

    • khánh@lemmy.zip
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      It was a Twitter meme about some dude saying that he remembers his roommatw putting powdered milk in milk to “drink more milk per milk”.

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    It’s a sex thing, pretty sure

    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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      For once though, it’s actually not about sex.

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        It’s not?

        washes dick

        Yeah I knew that.

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    I have no acquaintances who would accept such texts. I must keep all my LOL-so-RaNdOm mayhem out here in the anonymity sphere.

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