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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Dealing With An Aussie Phone Company

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Dealing With An Aussie Phone Company

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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    9 hours ago

    What’s up with drinking ciders?

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      Some people are so deeply insecure in their sexualities that they believe the color and flavor of liquids you ingest will make you suddenly want to participate in same-gendered coitus. It’s really pathetic.

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        So a gender identity thing?

        And what about wine? Hard boys only drink the strong stuff, no?

        Beer? Has female hormones in it!

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          No, it’s a sexual orientation thing.

          They think that liking “girly” drinks means you’re gay.

          • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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            …so they really believe that fermented apple juice will make your sexual orientation “fluid”?

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      Some Pommy shit there mate

  • dektep@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    such honesty is refreshing

  • rekabis@lemmy.ca
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    13 hours ago

    That is maybe the most Aussie text chat I have seen in a damn long time.

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    What happened to the image? the white text on a green background is barely visible

    • Logi@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      JPEG happened. That should always have been a PNG.

      • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
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        9 hours ago

        JPEG XL will be here soon. The next set of browser releases, so even lossy images won’t continually reduce into a blocky mess of sine waves.

        • brb@sh.itjust.works
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          I feel like that xkcd about standards fits here pretty well

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      8 hours ago

      do I look like I know what a jay-peg is?

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    What’s wrong with ciders?

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      Some guys are so insecure and dumb that they think fermented barley and water is more manly and tough than fermented apples and water.

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        What about fermented berries and honey?

        Mead is Viking drink, must be manly! But berries add fruity flavours and colours that are girly.

        • architect@thelemmy.club
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          Nothing more manly than a man drinking a fruity drink and enjoying himself.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Well they’re not beers are they mate

      (Disclaimer: I hate beer)

      • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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        I bet you Kyle hasn’t tried a Dickens’ Cider though!

        https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo

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      They’re delicious and I drink too many

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        17 hours ago

        Hangover juice

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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      In some countries Ciders are nonalcoholic or dilluted alcohol.

      • SirActionSack@aussie.zone
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        In this case it’s just some bogan implying that drinking cider makes you less of a man.

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    I am steadily liking Australia more and more over the past decade.

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    You can’t have that honest conversation with an AI bot. Things we have lost.

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    I like Kyle.

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    Kyle is a real one.

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    What a dog cunt

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      What kind of fucken drongo uses optus. What a bunch of useless cunts. Also fuck Telstra.

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        Fucking Telstra

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      Is this the Australian/Southern Ontario, Canada Venn diagram overlap?

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    Is it normal for carriers to text their customers?

    • dektep@lemmy.world
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      almost daily in Thai 🇹🇭

    • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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      Yes. They text you promotions, when you go somewhere new and different rules are in affect, and you can often get basic support via text as well.

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      It should be. But instead you would get “thank you for getting back to me” oftentimes.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      mine texts me once a month or so about promotions or updates on legal stuff in my country

      usually that shit pisses me off but it happens so infrequently or is actually good info that I don’t mind it

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      Did you genuinely look at this image and then assume it was real?

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        What about my comment led you to that conclusion?

        I’m more curious if it’s normal in other places to even have people from the carrier just casually texting customers.

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