

“welcome to McDonald’s, will you be using the app today?”
“No, lemme get a number 9 medium diet coke”
“Hey how you doing, what can I get you?”
“number 9 medium diet coke”
“Two hamburger meal, and what to drink?”
“Diet coke”
“What size?”
“Medium”
“Does everything look right on the screen?”
“Yes”
“Would you like to round up for the Ronald McDonald Foundation”
“No”
“Drive around to the second window”










Actually, the guy with the headset taking my order is fine. He’s usually just zoned in on the process and not really thinking about it, so I go along with it because that’s the fastest and most expedient way to get through the drive-thru.
What annoys me is the automatic “Are you using the app today?” followed by the donation pitch.
I will never, ever use the app. Ever. It’s fucking McDonald’s. I don’t need to hunt down the best deal they’ve got this week. They push that app constantly, and I’m not going to spend a second pre-ordering a damn Big Mac meal. Just take my order, take my money, and let me go.