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Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago

Once Bitten, Pee Shy

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Once Bitten, Pee Shy

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Beep@lemmus.orgBanned to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days ago
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    Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply one of them is an impostor.

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      Clearly you haven’t understood the nature of the trinity. Father and son get to fucking and the holy ghost jerks off in the corner.

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        The holy Trinity is two in the pink, one in the stink.

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          two in the feet, one in the hands

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      it took me a second to get it but that’s actually a good joke why are people downvoting you

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        This is fediverse manifest! What is the charge? Ridiculing a succulent necromancer? Why did you touch my special edition bible? This is the pseudon who touched my bible earlier.

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        I don’t get the joke, sooooo.

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          “Jesus fucking Christ”

          Instead of “fucking” being an emphasis word, it’s being interpreted as a verb in a sentence, as in Jesus is fucking Christ.

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        some people get really angsty when you make fun of their god, but have no problems throwing stones at yours

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      yes he can. his full name is Jesus Fucking Christ In The Handholes And Footholes. We just call him JC Penny because he turns tricks (water into wine, raising the dead) on the cheap

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      He could fuck someone else who’s been anointed

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        ointment on the anointed

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          Some really oily sex

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      That’s not what YHWH & Spirit said last night at our sermon.

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