I writr books :D

means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)

thankfully I won’t be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)

Colonel Me, SG-1

I’m watching Die-Hard right now, so unfortunately I would be a cop. ACAB, and I’m married, so I would have to kms.

I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn’t really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.

Guess I’m a doctor now (scrubs). Sorry to everyone now in my care.

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he’s just a time travelling hobo essentially

I slay titans but also I am one.

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

Dread Pirate edgesmash Roberts, checking in.

I’m the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant… great.

Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.

I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

Cool, I’m the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.

Shopkeeper.

Been rewatching still open all hours.

Ironically i am in real life, a shopkeeper lol

High School sorcerer (JJK)

guess I’m fucked