- So many issues would be solved by banning corporate ownership of residential housing, and taxing the shit out of non-primary residential housing. - But then you could own shit, not rent shit and never own anything. Dirty commi! Would someone please think of the shareholders for once? - /s (in case…) 
- Many issues would also be solved by breaking into empty homes and placing anti-zombie traps outside your new real estate. 
 
- These “investors” need to be snapped up - Every price gouging landlord should face prison time, and every blackrock/insert-housegrabbing-corpo-here board member doubly so. - Billionaires should have their excess wealth redistributed and any remainder meted out to a median quality of life yearly subsidy they earn by doing community service as a full time occupation as a means of parole. - Trickle-up parasites must be corrected into decent human beings if they wish to remain in society. - Too much work. Let’s just make em a foot shorter and call it a day. - Well, rather a head shorter. 
 
- While I actually do benefit from the status quo currently, I still would sign this petition. I know I had luck, but it’s unfair and unjust. 
 
 
- You will own nothing and be happy 




