India and Pakistan aren’t known for having white people. Trump would have little interest in making them states.

If you’ve heard of the Kargil War, you’ll know that this won’t be much threat to third parties.

So pessimistic. India and Pakistan are going to launch a couple bombs at each other and that’ll be it. All will be well.

Remember: I am guaranteed to be correct on India and Pakistan not escalating to nukes in the event anyone can suitably verify my prediction to be true or false.

You worry to much. I assure you cooler heads will prevail.

I am certain that Trump admires Hitler for being THE human name synonymous with evil.

Compare him to, say, Reinhard Heydrich. He is a man that all of us should know, though I imagine that some may need to look him up. No one needs to look up Hitler. And Trump wants to be sure that no one needs to look him up for the next thousand years.

A life of luxury is not enough for the oligarchs. They must consume more. A private island where everything outside of it is dead will bore them very quickly.

They still need peasants to stomp. A scenario where they and a security team are the only humans left alive is a fail state for them - all the stompable people will be dead.

Oligarchs can’t make money if everyone is dead. This will not happen.

You are lucky. Office jobs with stack ranking are rife with backstabbers and politics.

Doing a good job is also self-defeating.

Managers want to see you grow every year. If you do your best early on in your career, you will hurt your ability to show growth that’s visible to management. Therefore, the optimal solution is to do a better job by a barely perceptible amount every year, staying under your maximum quality output until you’re retired/dead.

“I am hereby placing a 100% TARIFF on transport fees for any Q visiting from the Q Continuum. As you know, one of them turned me literally orange, ‘as a joke’. If this dangerous criminal is found in Federation space again, I have given out orders to immediately apprehend the Q responsible and hold him in Alcatraz Prison. The Q will then be ransomed back to the bloodthirsty murderers of the Q Continuum.”

Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.

今こそ日本語の話し方を学ぶ、expatriadoさん。

“I am now implementing a 200% tariff on Genshin Impact, for supporting Chai-na. Chai-na is trying to steal our money…all of our money…and they’re doing it by tricking us with big-eyed freaks. Chai-na always talks about “the Rising Sun”, so why would they make big eyes, you know? It make no sense. No sense. So we’re gonna tariff them, and it’ll be great, because we’ll show the criminals and murderers who make that game what happens.”

I figure Trump will eventually demand that Japan refer to him as Trump-sama, since anything less would be disrespectful.

"You see, they like to spread their cartoons and big-eyed people or whatever…you know, why would they make their cartoons big-eyed. Big-eyed is very shameful…shameful like anyone who doesn’t use my name. They call me Trump, President Trump…but my people tell me that they’re being very disrespectful in their language. So my people tell me: “They should call you Trump-sama, you know? And I go, What’s Trump-sama? And they say, Japanese people say sama when they really like you, you know, and that’s why they should call me Trump-sama from now on. Very disrespectful.”

“You are talking to a KING!”

“Byah!”

“And now I’ve struck a King! Did my hand fall from my wrist?”

It’s like two kids playing on a playground, and then one kid tells the other, :“I’m gonna **** your sister!” while brandishing a switchblade. And then, when the kid gets sent to the principal, he says it was a joke, and that no one has a sense of humor.

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