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minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoNow instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoI’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.
Thanks! I hate it
Now instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
I’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.