I played it on SNES as “The Lost Levels” in Super Mario All Stars. Being able to restart at each world & not go back to 1-1 every time probably helped, but I beat it way before I beat American SMB2.

Welcome to Costco, we love you!

Balatro skewed my numbers

I was waiting on a pickup order for food once and a lady walks in and started going off because it was 8:07, she didn’t have her food, and her order was supposed to be ready at 8:05. There’s like 10 people waiting, they are obviously overwhelmed and doing the best they can.

Me, being a bigger guy as well, chimed in with: “It’s obviously busy in here, they’re doing their best. I’ve been waiting patiently for about 10 minutes, and some people have been here longer than me.” Another guy chimed in “My order was due at 7:45, calm down lady!” She huffed and walked away from the counter glaring at us.

A few minutes later the worker came out and says “Order for Karen?” Lady grabs her bag and leaves… Other guy and I share a look and both started laughing.

I got a $10 gift card for my “inconvenience”.

If DOGE doesn’t touch US Military spending (they won’t), it’s more bullshit than the TSA

People watch movies, see someone get their lights turned off with a shovel to the back of the head, they wake up a few minutes later with a bit of a headache, and think that’s what getting “knocked out” is…

The amount of times I’ve seen someone get hit in a movie and think “Welp, they’re dead” is ridiculous; Kevin McCalister is a murderer.

I’m definitely going to start using this one!

Thanks!

You’d end up with Schrödinger’s Evil

So this is… The Deadpool?

I think I’m still using 2.6.something…

Looks about the same, but I didn’t know they hit 3 finally. Time to upgrade, break everything, and loose all my custom brushes & textures!

Translation:

“Get the fuck out of here with your political bullshit.”

I like this guy.

I feel that making a game exclusive can sometimes make better games, because you’re making one game instead of 2 or 3. Even with games that are on multiple systems, one version always ends up being “the definitive”, and the other versions are not up to the same standard because they’re put out just to appeal to a wider audience. Focusing on one system let’s you put everything into making your game great instead of making it accessible.

Coat everything in neon accents so it’s an interesting dystopia.

It’d be a shame if there was some type of decentralized platform that allowed individuals to vote on and discuss content posted there…

Goes from snow cruiser to beach cruiser real easy

Now I want to make a Cloak & Dagger tree…

As a Jeep Wrangler driver, I’d be lying if I didn’t say one of the many rubber ducks.

Then the data from these chatbot conversations will be sold & used to program “better” chatbots…

Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

I’ll spend $100 to make you feel “appreciated” instead of something actually beneficial.

Full-dive VR is the only difference between this reality & a cyberpunk dystopia.