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NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
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This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves
- spies gently
Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.
Spies (respectfully).
lmao
I miss the 4th amendment… :(
It died with “drug dogs.” I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don’t do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.
Continue fighting it. Much precedent has been set in the Supreme Court over drug dogs:
Good to know. I thought it would be a hopeless fight. I’m considering driving my car through boarder checkpoints multiple times to document that their “drug dogs” felt differently than the one at the Veterans Affairs that they use to harass veterans with cannabis because it’s federal land.
In 2023? 😞
Last month. Court will probably see these texts. Lol
The fuck does that even mean?
“Crash the car without inflicting damage”
“Please cut back on the racial slurs.”
I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.
ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.
How does one spy with respect exactly ?
How laughable
Nottheonion
This is like telling a stealthy cat burglar to wear formal attire. Because nothing says ‘covert operation’ like a bow tie and a monocle.
great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.
I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called “Not Porn”…
… but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean
🕵️♀️
Oh fuck off
