I use it to heat my house.
Lisa, in this meme we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Ive been testing combustion engines made of wood but keep getting more energy out than I put in…
Sorry, I’m a bit dumb for this one.
Could someone please explain?
There’s no such thing as a 100% efficient “engine”. But in this case, since the waste heat is put to use (heating the house), OP thinks there’s a loophole.
But, house would also need to be soundproof. Any noise leaking to the outside is lost energy.
Ah, but that’s by design: it also acts as a soothing white noise machine.
Then you might point out the exhaust and all it’s associated wastes, but that’s by design: it produces a heady and aromatic product for recreational huffing.
Then you might point out the vibrations, but that’s by design: the engine also provides invigorating massages to relax taut muscles.