Somewhat relevant

I mean, I hear you, but in theory, you were also being interviewed alongside other candidates.

The congratulations also serve as acknowledgement that you did the best out of those that were also in the runnings.

The penguin blanket is very apt with it being winter!

It’s in the TOS.

Those with better seats are always subject to being challenged, with an automatic acceptance if brought forward.

“Thank you for the new shoes”

Ah, thank you.

Sorry, I’m a bit dense.

Is it sad because his mom is dying and he put the necklace on her anyway?

Or that the necklace will allow her to pass away due to her poor health vs. suffering?

FI! DO!

Let’s go!!

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

I’ve never even seen this one!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!

Here’s some additional background

The article is from 2022 but here is the 2024 link.

For those that don’t get the reference.

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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Not sure if you’re serious but just in case…

More like $15 these days, GOB

Think you’re really righteous?

Think you’re pure in heart?

Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!

Altered Beast, an absolute classic!