False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller set to high speed.

• The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket
• the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli’s Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units
• the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of “exercise.”