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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Sleepover at a friend's

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Sleepover at a friend's

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • Stamets@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

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      1000038636

    • Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz
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      Bottoms need a top, it is only natural.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Damn, there’s a lot of bottoms in this thread. You guys are so submissive!

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s a prison thing. Dont want to fall off the top bunk.

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        If you’re in prison, being a bottom is pretty submissive too.

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    Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.

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    bottom. i am afraid of heights

    the fact that i’m tall doesn’t really help

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      So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛

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        So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛

        Nah, I tell some pretty good jokes

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      I’m not afraid of heights but the last thing I’d want to do when I’m really tired and ready for sleep is have to climb a ladder

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    I’m a switch

    • ancap shark@lemmy.today
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      Verse for the win. I’ll be taking the top bed tho

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    In prison the top takes bottom

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    I’m a power bottom

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    Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.

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    bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      Be me, 10 years old

      Wake up on top bunk

      Rub eyes, sit up

      Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan

      3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage

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    My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night

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    Both ;)

  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    Floor gang!

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    acrophobia keeps me on the bottom

    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      What’s that

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        Fear of acronyms

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          Ok thanks, what would it have to do with being on the top/bottom

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            You’re not serious, right?.. 😄 Right? 😐

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              Unfortunately I am, either that or something else I don’t think is an acronym is

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                Oh, that’s odd. You can just look up “define acrophobia” in any search engine, for future reference. 😅

                Tbh, I’m a little confused about this whole exchange.

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                  That’s… a good point actually

              • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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                It’s not about acronyms at all, it is just a joke because the word acrophobia looks like it could be. Acrophobia means fear of heights.

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                  Oh ok, thanks

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    Back when I was a kid, I was the bottom and my brother slept up top. Of course that was back when it was required we shared a room.

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: OK, but I get to be on top.

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