Nobody likes a sucker, especially the kind that fall for fruit tarts like you. I knew there was trouble. I could smell it on the hot evening breeze. Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing… Because I’m Joe Milkshake. I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.
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Not realistic. Jimmy does not laugh this little.
161·4 days agoHow can you even prove it was planted. Its your word against the cops and well, we may know cops are lying but the court won’t care.
2·4 days agoYou may. Please continue.
What the fuck is that painting in the back. Nigel looks like a robot who forgot how to cross arms. Just trying to look cool like daddy musky I suppose.
6·5 days ago
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Jesus. You kiss your mom with that mouth?
15·5 days agoYes, but… did you know, if you kiss a mirror you will always kiss yourself on the lips. How’s that?
Like, a gram of weed, or just a gram in general? More precisely, whose gram?
4·7 days agoYeah. Agree on docker. I held off on that for a long time and it does look intimidating at first, but its just a few basic commands and then things just work.
2·7 days agoAlright, story time. How did it come to that? Just the typical youngster “wanted to check if I can?” vibe?
Pelicanitiy!
102·9 days agoAh yes. The dreaded marijuana rehab I presume.
Was she the CEO of a major US healthcare company?
I hope the “this’ll learn you” is intentional
Uh no, this was annoying but none of the companies involved deny care for sick people which increases their chance to die.
Looks like a fucked up Hulk Hogan
Is that the Gen Z version of “Avengers assemble”?