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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

Not those footballs, American footballs!

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Not those footballs, American footballs!

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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    Don’t get me started on short forms. Lbs and oz?

    • zikzak025@lemmy.world
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      lbs is from libra, the Latin word for “scale”. oz is from onza, the Spanish ounce.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      They would be way crazier if non-English-speaking countries used imperial units. See language entries for “inch”

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    14 hours ago

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    44 pounds = roughly 17.6 rotisserie chickens.

    • T. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 hours ago

      = 83.2 Big Macs

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        Big Mac uses 1/8 lb patties. I would wager they are closer to 1/3 or 3/8 of a pound

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          They are referred to a 10:1 patties, so 1/10 of a pound each.

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            When I worked there, in the late '90s and early '00s, they were 8:1. Damn they literally shrunk the patties.

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        Finally some intuitive measurement

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    !anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Omg my work kept telling us during covid if we didn’t know what 6’ was just image two shopping carts. I fucking hated that shit.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      “cool i imagined two shopping carts. you wanna cuddle?”

    • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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      At least footballs are pretty standard size. Carts can be any

  • OfCourseNot@fedia.io
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    It’s called a football. Only 11 inches long. Not even spherical. Smh.

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    I doubt many Americans know what the size of an American football is.

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    True. Some of us do know how to use commas, though.

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Sorry, I was focusing on pushing out a turd at the time and was shopping for speaker stands.

      I, had a lot on my plate.

  • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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    Except the drug dealers. They use metric.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Smart choices like that is how they won the War on Drugs®.

      That and having a popular product that no amount of violence will decrease the demand for, of course.

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