I rename the toilet in my home that often clogs, the trump toilet and casino.
He should totally do it.
At that point, it’ll become clear that maps that hold to the new US standard are going to a) have to be constantly changed, and b) will become increasingly useless.
Then everyone who actually cares about geography can just commit to buying maps that adhere to different standards. I’d say Canadian map standards or European map standards but I bet there are plenty of academic map standards still in the US that refuse to engage in Trump’s whimsy, no matter how official it might be.
“My legacy as a pedo failure is cemented. The only thing I can do to change that historically is land expansion. I’m too stupid and inept to actually do that, so I’ll just change the names on maps in my own country.”
Test results are in, you are HIV America.
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Maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both
Oh good, we’ll have two “American Oceans” because he’s too fucking stupid and patronizing to think of another name.
“Left Ocean of America” and “Right Ocean of America”
Can’t let The (Radical, loony, woke) Left have an entire ocean, though! Rename it to “Port”
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Who cares? Just rename everything to “American XYZ”.
Genuinely, please stop enabling this shit by posting headline after headline of Trump doing Trump-things to stay in the news.
Exactly. A toddler with a loaded diaper will smear shit all over the wall if left to its own devices. We get it!
Atlantic Ocean of America
Pacific Ocean of America
epsteinlantic ocean and EPSTEINFICIC OCEAN.
I would like to petition Canada to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein.
Who can we get to rename something to Mar-a-rapes-children?
Canada should rename the US Baja Canada.
If Canada would please do a bloodless annex of the west coast, I’d be grateful. I’m sure plenty of Washington, Oregon and California are eager to go along.
I honestly can’t hear the word “idiot” or “moron” now without thinking about Trump.
I propose that all the other countries in the world rename USA The United Mistakes of America, or maybe just Dumbfuckland.
Edit: Dumbfuckistan is even better.
In my neck of the woods, some people call it ‘The Land of the Idiot’ (in english and all)
In Spanish, some people call it “Disparos Unidos” (United Shots; “shots” as in gun shots). For reference, in Spanish the name is “Estados Unidos”, so they sound very similar.
This ongoing obsession of his is a huge W for the “America is the continent, not the country” folks. By the time we’re through with all this, no-one is gonna want to use the name America for anything. America? I don’t know her; I live in the EU (los estados unidos) thank you.
Disparos Unidos.
In Spanish Estados Unidos is abbreviated EE.UU.
Double the letters, double the gooder
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Well you write Estados Unidos which is Spanish but put EU and unnecessarily explain what it stands for instead of just abbreviating it correctly in the first place (or not at all)
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The USA has given “America” a negative connotation
Yeah but you already know people from the USA don’t consider the rest of the Americas “America”
People from Canada don’t either. I don’t know anyone that would call themselves an American.
hahahaha
wait you’re serious. let me laugh even harder
When I lived in Orlando there was a place called downtown Disney. The renamed it to Disney springs. All the locals still called it downtown Disney.
It’s not easy to just rename something. I can declare from the rooftops that octopus are now called señor Squiggly-doodles but people aren’t going to call it that. It’s still the Gulf of Mexico. It’s still Lake Ontario.
