• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I’d “make a golden tree statue”, sell it for crypto, buy trump coins with it, go to his dinner, and shake his hand.

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      1 day ago

      I like this plan. The first half made me hate it, which is a pretty good sign it’s hitting the right key points of environmental destruction, profiteering, crypto, bad crypto and buying influence, but then brings it back right at the end.

      You’re going to have to be careful not to touch anything at the dinner before shaking hands, you wouldn’t want to give the game away too early.

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        23 hours ago

        You’ve got a point, I should probably just touch a rock and start the thing with that instead of a poor tree.