Hearing it in a YouTube short linked by a one day old account

Pakistan: No opinion really. I used to know a guy from there - a real hoopy frood.

Qatar: No opinion there either. My only connection to the country have been quite a few layovers in Doha.

People of Venice! The time has come to show the world what you’re made of, and more importantly, what you’ve got inside.

Let the canals bear witness to your courage. Not with arms, but with… offerings. I want to see a million floating turds on that sacred day. Let this wedding be remembered. Not for love, but for sheer intestinal audacity.

Take a stand, take a squat, and defecate for dignity.

Fate la storia. Fate galleggiare la gloria.

Due to DOGE cutbacks there hasn’t been an available crypt keeper for a while. Don’t worry, the ghoul in question will make an appearance once the next crypt keeper is available for leading him to the senate floor.

Seriously, I think Mitch is laying low. Too much toxic BS going on these days, even by his standards, and he has nothing to gain by getting in the middle of it. I think he just wants to ride out his term unless explicitly needed on the senate floor, since he’s not seeking reelection.

Do nothing: Preserve status quo.
Do something: Risk angering the clown car he helped start

I swear to the gods, this would’ve been the most likely outcome if the borg had assimilated my ISP. It’s not even a big one. I am definitely their only customer with my last name.

Checks roof shingles.

Nope, all my slate is where it is supposed to be. For a second there I was worried that I lived next door to some terminally online Lemmy dork. This town only needs one.

I’m curious about how CO2 emissions from road construction in the US compares to that of Europe (adjusted for scale, obviously).

Concrete creates A LOT of CO2, and after driving a lot in both US and EU roads I can say that US roads involve a lot more concrete.

EDIT: Autocomplete and autocorrect is even worse at this than I am…

None taken. I don’t like us either.

Never been, but I’m sure their tap water is great for the same reason mine is: Plenty of mountainous lakes, and not that many people around them.

I generally don’t drink nk bottled water… It tastes… stale.

1996, It was magnificent in its simplicity. Very few walled gardens, no cookie-pop-ups, and very few ads.

And the best search engine was HotBot. Fight me.

It took until early 1998 before I got my own modem and could start to really enjoy it. For those of us who enjoyed “testing stuff with telnet”, it was scary how much sensitive stuff was unencrypted and openly available. Anyone who knew how CGI worked could bypass a lot of stuff and craft custom headers to retrieve things they weren’t supposed to.

Guybrush Threepwood taught me the skeleton song. We don’t have that here.

Someone set him up the trophy

Brutal 6 - Todo en mis Manos.

Olivia Lufkin - Stars Shining Out.

Anna Tsuchya - Kuroi Namida

Made me chuckle. Nice one.

That’s pretty cool, actually. Got a link?

I for one am quite fond of not having to concern myself with my poop beyond the push of a button

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