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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Bollards

i.ibb.co

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Bollards

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Good one.

    Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      SLOW

      CHILDREN

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      How can a jar be alarmed?

  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    Bollards are just stanchions without ropes.

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      Yikes. You some kind of bollard slaver?

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    What a load of bollards.

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    When do they rise? Are there blinking lights or something or does it just go up without warning and lifts some poor bloke’s car up?

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      Well, the car should have read the sign.

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    War of the Rise of the Bollards of the Street

  • Puttaneska@lemmy.world
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    …I had to think about that one!

    Another one common one:

    PLEASE USE BOTH LANES

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