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HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

The snow speaks... f-french?

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The snow speaks... f-french?

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HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Not gonna lie, that’s significantly less scary than the snow speaking Finnish.

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      You’ll have a hard time spotting the barrel of a finnish sniper poking out of the snow, but you’ll easily spot a baguette poking out

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        The smell …go by the fresh, yeasty smell. Don’t trust your eyes.

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      The French have nukes… Finland doesnt.

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      Perrrrrkele sihen et koske saatana vie!

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        Не верьте ему! Их двое!

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      what about quebec french?

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        That is definitely significantly scarier. If only because it means I might have to talk to someone from Québec.

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        mumbles

        …fuckin hate quebec…

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          Great fishing in queebec

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