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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125arrow-down13·6 days ago“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing. Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down11·5 days agoUh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days agoStupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoTurns out neo- means old.
minus-squareLennny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·5 days agoNeoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 days agoDon’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoTheir beards are so scratchy though!
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 days agoIsn’t it mostly a front anyway?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down3·5 days agoAs much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.
“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing.
Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
Turns out neo- means old.
Neoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
That’s kinda their thing.
Don’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
Their beards are so scratchy though!
Beggers can’t be choosers
Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?
As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.