Maybe Mario is looking to stomp a goomba.

pretends we’re not lazy af

I’ve gotten flak for posting this before, but:

I used to think I was a night owl, so I got an overnight shift. Was up most of the day at times. Eventually a doctor recommended I take provigil (which didn’t do much). Moved to a different job on second shift. Still miserable sleep. Learned enough that I got promoted into a 24/7 on-call role with lots of 5am start times for various projects and 9-5 meeting availability. Misery (which should not be a surprise).

I suspect my body isn’t on a 24-hour cycle. But good luck getting a doctor to take that seriously.

Only if it’s an oil wrestling match.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Instructions unclear, area is now flooded.

Ayup, just couldn’t think of a witty caption so I invoked the Spirit of the Meme.

It worked for Rittenhouse 🫥

Gotta be a regional thing.

There was one with Italian subtitles a bit further down that played just fine.

Looks like the other one is a different clip. And this one is age/login-walled. Is there a front end that gets around that? Piped is saying it can’t be watched anonymously.

Need physical therapy? Get fucked. Can’t exercise because of a chronic, unhealed injury? Fucked. Mental health disorder keeping you from being active and eating well? Mega fucked.

I’m in this comment multiple times and it’s as depressing as it sounds.

I agree but cannot take credit. A friend sent it to me and I’m just another messenger lol.

If you hit one of these flying over your house, you’re going to have a large hole in your house.

Brought plainly to light
Rancid fetish laid bare

My favorite part is when it’s over and all the fake cheer dissolves.

They can do two things at once.

They’re not, but they could.