Are you ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can’t hear you!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

Ohhhhh…

Who lives in a dumpster and knows every meme?
Shitposting Raccoon, absurd as it seems!
Who’s quick with the wit and loves chaos supreme?
Shitposting Raccoon, the king of the stream!

If absurd comedy is something you wish,
Shitposting Raccoon will serve it delish!
He hoards all the trash and makes jokes out of scraps,
Shitposting Raccoon, no one can outmatch!

Shitposting Raccoon!
Shitposting Raccoon!
Shitposting Raccoon!

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

(End with the sound of a raccoon digging through garbage.)

Hey, thanks for your garbage, much appreciated.

Those are massive raccoons. Holy fuck.

That’s not fair. Sometimes I put those squiggly things on the things I stole and that makes them mine