“The Prime Directive is more like a set of guidelines than actual rules.”
“If you think about really it should be called the ‘Prime Suggestion.’”
This isn’t 'Nam, this is first contact. There are rules.
Yeah, you have to have a meeting to discuss the merits of violating the prime directive BEFORE you violate it, duh.
Say what you will about the central tenet of Starfleet, Number One, at least it’s a fucking ethos.
You want a toe? I can replicate you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Number One.
Hell, I can replicate you a toe by 15:00 — with nail polish. These fuckin Pakled…
This is an absolutely brilliant edit.
Well done.
Came here to say exactly this, combining two shitty advice-animals formats into one great meme
You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you meet a Klingon in the Alps.
helluva reference
No, you’re not. You installed a revolving door on the prime directive. The only one on the Enterprise who hasn’t breezed through it is Data’s cat!
Except for that one time Spot accidentally spaced that diplomat after walking across the transporter terminal.
“Lt. Spot, we have convened this tribunal to determine your involvement in the death of the Mousian ambassador…”
Later: Let’s fly our shuttle down and fire energy weapons around a pre-warp civilization. No biggie.
P-Stews making his argument for dune buggy inclusion:
Nah just the crew on the bridge and about half of Engineering
