The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”

Like rain on your wedding day

St. Nicholas is the patron saint of beer drinkers. It’s why he’s got a red nose and is so jolly.

You haven’t seen it much for a reason.

Jesus loves rape! Just ask your pastor or an Oklahoma Senator

Look, your mom deserves a break, that’s all. She put up with you for years when you couldn’t even feed yourself.

Smoldering pinecone! Smoldering pinecone!

The very concept itself is insane. Give us your real name, we own your data, etc etc.

Florida: [Alcoholic bath salts devourer hits wall.]

EuroLemmy: Americans don’t believe in mental health

Americans: [Grind jaws, sniff reflexively]

That happens when the writer ain’t write good

Facebook: [Has always been a surveillance apparatus intent on exploiting users]

Facebook: [Does what it does]

Everybody: [Continues to pour money and information into facebook ‘because’]

Me: Maybe in a few MORE DECADES people will wake up!

Everybody: [Does not wake up]

I’m sure the corporate news sewers are going to run with this all week.

/s

Corrupt corruption for the demented rapist and his idiot hordes.

If you listen very closely at the moment of the strike, the Snowy says “yoink!”

Ain’t nobody seent that comin!

Was the man “Drinky” Pete Hegseth?

Oh. Well then bullshit.

TheHill, what is your point?

Do you think she’s qualified to make that comment? If so, you’re stupider than she is, if not, why are you pushing it on us?

*blasts thehill.com*

. . . Boring conversation anyway

. . . All? . . . of them?

“What are you doing in space?!?”

“Mind yahr own bizness!”