• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Yeah! He had a heart attack and died!

    And then Obama’s daughter took his place!

    They think we can’t tell, BUT WE CAN TELL!

    (This is sarcasm, because SOMEONE will take this seriously.)

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 months ago

      The gay frogs jumped off the rainbow chemtrails that shot out of Brandon’s chest after his death.

      They came to Karmala Obama with gold, frankincense, and aborted fetuses to deliver the prophecy.