Oooh, bring slashdot back too.

6. Media changes too much because of enshitification.

Regular users are not the problem, for the most part, assuming decent moderation.

You underestimate my ability to find and download new music to my player. It’s not that I can’t, it’s just that I forget to.

Hi-fi audio recorders with builtin microphones. As a bass player, I deeply resent phone mics and speakers.

Pickles and spaghetti

Pączki Day, everyone needs a donut.

I’m still going to get juice all over you.

Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.

Let someone curate your news for you and don’t doomscroll. I suggest PBS Newshour or one of the three major broadcast news programs.

Corollary: I don’t care about the results when dumb people are polled.

Valve

Audio modem. I think I have one in the bottom of my spare cables box.

You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad.

https://youtu.be/LvHsLdYXfaY

It’s kind of a surprise

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

In 2025, how many children will die from raw milk?

I’m considering it. I would cut the military budget in half.

…and they moved all the ads to Prime.

Just drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants… er, wait.

Haven’t been able to get decent tea out Sri Lanka since about 2005… Fuck war but also, production has been moving from high altitude to low altitude, which produces a lower class tea IMO but is also cheaper to grow.