Once upon a time, Stephen Colbert ('s character) uttering “It’s a well known fact that reality has a liberal bias” was regarded as satire. Now, I wouldn’t be so sure.

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I assume they’re also able to navigate by magnetic fields alone? (in case it’s cloudy)

The numbers must be skewed though, many of the anti-vaxxers don’t get to be old because they make stupid choices.

We almost have the same setup then, I use

ssh_hostnames=$(grep "^Host " ~/.ssh/config | awk '!/*/ {print $2}')
for host in $ssh_hostnames
do
 alias $host="ssh $host"
done

in my .bash_aliases to parse the ~/.ssh/config file and cut off the 'ssh ’ part automatically for every Host I have in there.

You can also use ssh shorthands in ~/.ssh/config

With the added benefit of it looking like you’re yelling at your prompt in order to get it to use sudo.

“I am very intelligent.”

(My goto gif when I break stuff)

Meh, crap is barely a swear word is it?

“Tots and pears”

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Oops.

Actually, hitting someone with a nail bat should be definitive proof they’re not a robot. (according to Asimov’s Laws)

Come to think of it, the nail-bat-test could replace those annoying captcha’s altogether!

Damn, that’s some kutnieuws.

Only one way to deal with a Gordian knot.

‘a’ body mass

Betelgeuse’s body mass?