Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.

No other animal suffers from depression.

That’s probably not true

Yep.

There are so many problems there is an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to them.

I’m solid

You from Hartlepool?

Probably some form of Fisherian runaway over the course of human evolution tbh.

I’m Luigi and so’s my wife

family guy quotes and impressions.

Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…

Anti-dueterium would need the anti-proton to be bound to an anti-neutron (with an orbiting positron if you wanted neutral anti-deuterium)

Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me

It’s alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it’ll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.

The bite actually doesn’t kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can’t breath.

I feel that’s like saying “getting mauled by a bear doesn’t kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out”. Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction…

That would explain all of his convictions for impersonating a police officer…

I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.

Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual

They used to but the War on Terror increased the demand for SOF so much that they couldn’t afford to be as picky anymore.

Or possibly bottom men and top women

True programming chads don’t index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.