Can’t wait for the dancing cows

Guess which option will be set to off by users, which youtube will make the default to “on”, and then entirely remove the button when users adapt to turning it off.

That’s why we do what France did in the 1700s. One billionaire dead won’t send a message, but one dead every month for the foreseeable future will.

Raid shadow legends!

True true

I’d imagine they would think “ew wtf”, but then again I’m pretty normal so idk

I’d just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That’ll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.

Shadow legends?

At least 3

If I recall correctly it’s for single sign on. Something something it making a secure session

BAJA BIDEN

It’s not gay if it’s for $20

Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today

Same…

The bottom 2 seem accurate. Source: I’m an IT person

Thank fuck. I hate the thing where the sunrise is at 10am, and sunset is at 2pm.

“act normal”

“what do you mean act normal? I’m acting!?”

Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows your computer?