Maybe you and the ten douchebags that downvoted me could laugh a little easier if your heads weren’t so far up your own asses.

I bought this and knew Elon was crazy

Bannon might be a piece of shit, but he knows everyone else is too, and isn’t afraid to talk bluntly and openly about it.

Something tells me that, if the white house was on fire, he’d be laughing.

The Near Side

I just don’t put fats on any sort of pedestal.

They’re just part of cooking, a means to an end. Excess is the enemy of any form of health, just have a balance.

No steak cooked in butter will be healthier than broccoli boiled in it.

Trump is the world’s richest wage-slave.

What is this art style and why does it only exist in political cartoons?

Appearances are everything, after all. Why even fill books? Just sell covers!

And they just… went?

Here I was expecting some Two-Towers style shit. If Amazon employees don’t have any balls, then go ahead peacefully, then. Throw a brick.

Truth.

My mom has been controlling her phone by yelling at it for over five years. She can barely see the screen, but still wants to talk to her sister and shop.

Easy come easy go.

I propose the state stops flying drones and blaming them on foreign actors when it’s all a stunt to distract the public from Luigi and it’s all bullshit anyway.

From a climate standpoint, my gasoline car does indeed kill fascism.

I could’ve been an absolute prude about it, but there is viable effort, set design, costuming, and work.

It’s written like ass, but hey, trash in, trash out.

Are you coming back with an argument or…?

I’ll let you prepare. Come back whenever.

born of it, moulded by it…

Yeah just aim Ai at climate change and solve it for everybody, thanks.

Oh, that isn’t an option? Guess we’re still fucked, then.

I watch my YouTube content pre-downloaded by punchflat on my private Jellyfin instance just like everybody else!

Nah. I’m just gonna steal it all for free. Thanks, tho.

Actually, man. I appreciate the level of effort that goes into that sort of production. I do find a lot to enjoy in the thrillride aspect and the sheer amount of work that goes into them

Sorry I didn’t conform to your generalization.

But I consider that entertainment entirely separate from being on the edge of my seat in terror for a frail woman in a cabin being antagonized by a metaphor for Satan, grief or loss in a film that cost as much as as one Cybertruck.

taking

Nah nah…

saving

Take one, save a ton.

The entire rest of the country is a joke, but for some reason a piece of paper is a stop-gap?

Lmao, at this point they’d ignore the constitution and never acknowledge it.

that’s unconstitutional?

“Off to the fields with this one!”