MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1375arrow-down119cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well? spoiler Are you 42?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Depends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P The power of flush compels it.:-D
Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?
spoiler
Are you 42?
I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
Unless it’s a toilet bowl…
At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P
The power of flush compels it.:-D