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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

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With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Depends on whether you’re hungry…

    Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill

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      Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.

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        In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.

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          Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).

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            Unless it’s a toilet bowl…

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              At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P

              The power of flush compels it.:-D

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                Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”

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                  Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P

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