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BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I made a Margherita pizza from scratch

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I made a Margherita pizza from scratch

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BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • MeatsOfRage@lemmynsfw.com
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    Did you first invent the universe?

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      Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie…ugh

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        The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they’d match. Never again!

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          Explosive apple pie 😆

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            “Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory… They’re bombs”

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          What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

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            The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

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          Is that your wife or girlfriend?

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            The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

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                Lol that’s not creepy at all…

                They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know

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                  You’re a lucky person BongRipsMcGee42069.

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        That was me. I did that.

        TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

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        deleted by creator

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      Sorry, no. I’ll try better next time!

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      I came here for this, and I appreciate you.

      Edit: I’m not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.

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      Probably yes, a universe for the yeast aka pizza dough.

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      Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

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