Leave it alone with a husky for a while. The husky will teach it how to assert itself without being mean.

Is that why I can pop my clavicle? 🤔

My mom allowed me to watch, so I understood the basics. But she also was a terrible cook, so I didn’t really git gud until I started watching Good Eats. The inclusion of the science was a huge help, since I am one of those people that benefits a lot from knowing why I am doing something and not just knowing that I need to do X. So I can follow recipes, but also can concoct my own things knowing what will work as a substitute and why, or what flavors go well together and such.

What’s scary to think of is the REAL LIFE toilet paper slogan that was “splinter free.” At some point in the past, you could have gotten splinters!

We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. 🤷‍♂️

“Okay, ChatGPT. Write me a game that will surpass Metal Gear. And make sure the code is actually good.”

I only take the tomatoes off if they are cut too thick. I like tomato… Just, not a lot at once.

That’s why they lick themselves.

Piña Colonic

Tribes never really died. It’s too good. Pretty sure every single one has a way to continue playing them online; even Ascend and the extremely short-lived 3 as well as the PS2 exclusive one.

We do have these, they’re just not super popular or are not intended to be played that way.

Like your first example of causing chaos in a shop? You can do that in Supermarket Simulator. It just isn’t what you’re meant to do unless you’re Josh from Let’s Game it Out. 🤷‍♂️

It depends on the shape of the mouth.

If they are made for human mouths, it might not fit an alien’s mouth and given the way the title is phrased, I can not rule out OP being an alien.

IMO, it’s only a good cardboard box if it can be folded back down and stored flat. Weird shapes, extra thick walls, or stapled construction types suck to store.

Who doesn’t like parfait onions? You ever hear someone say “hey you want some parfait onions” and the other person respnds “hell no, I don’t want no parfait onions?”

Even if it was a semi-circle, why would we call it a bow? It doesn’t look like a bow for archery, a bow for music, or a bow for fashion. 🤷‍♂️

At low level you just get reassigned to a worse position.

“Don’t wanna murder innocent civilians and punched your commanding officer over it? Get your ass to Mars, private!”

(Doom guy’s original origin story)

This makes me want a video game that has anti-tips on the loading screens.

“Jumping off cliffs almost always is rewarded with treasure.”

My knees are fucked; if I crouch, there is a real chance Imma end up stuck that way.

I am 6’6’’ and there has not been a time when I go grocery shopping that another customer or even an employee hasn’t asked me to grab something off a high shelf for them.

Yet I have not once ever asked a short person to reach down and get something off a bottom shelf for me.

What?! It gets lonely herding reindeer!