Good to see that Paint is still up and running.
“Okay now this time don’t any mistakes”
According to UptimeRobot it’s closer to Microsoft 338.
Yeah I was gonna say there is absolutely no fucking way that’s the first outlook outage this year. They happen constantly. I used to read a blog that already made this 36X joke four or so years ago.
Where does it say so? If anything it says it had 100% uptime in last week
I just added up their various downtimes. Is that absolutely correct? No. Do I care? Also no.
Look, they’re just bringing GitHub’s signature nine-fives reliability to the rest of their cloud stack.
Just waiting for the RAM crisis to price everyone into thin clients that connect to Azure Virtual Desktop; then we can get that special enterprise feeling every time we try to use a computer!
I snorted so hard that I farted at this
I believe that is called a Snart
Pretty sure that one includes a sneeze
If only it could be Microsoft 0
Looking forward to never again confuse their “productivity” brands numbers with their entertainment ones.
Holy shit it’s still not up??
Or they are refreshing their TLS private keys…
No need, the keys are secure.
Is 5
Commit: Bump private key version
