Y’all mocking it now but think about this next time you’re stuck in a gridlock
You’re on your way home from a hard day’s work, looks like there was an accident or something on the freeway, traffic isn’t moving at all. Perfect.
You slide your pants down, getting excited already, all that work turning this car into the Goon-Mobile finally gonna pay some dividends.
You pull your VR headset down like a submarine captain getting ready to dive, you’ve got a 2 hour loop of your top vids always playing, never know when you might get an opportunity.
As you’re about to enter Goonsville it’s all just too much. You blow your load after 20 seconds. As you catch your breath and raise your VR headset, you make eye contact with the passenger of the lifted truck next to you.
Traffic hasn’t moved.
It isn’t lifted, but I imagined it would be this guy:
The truck driver is getting out of the vehicle. He’s absolutely huge.
He walks over, slowly, and motions for you to roll down your window. You do, submissive little freak that you are.
“Do you mind if I give that a spin?”
Imagine you’re using this and suddenly need to swerve sharply to avoid an accident…
That seems super unsafe, what if the driver accidentally hits the turn signal handle?? Everyone will look at the driver & then most probably start masturbating themselves creating unsafe road conditions.
(This is a BMW stereotype joke with a dash of nsfw tag copypasta flavouring.)Either that slides forward, or they are hung like a horse.
Or it’s bullshit for clicks
You can’t just tell me that the goon mobile isn’t something someone earnestly made to use 🥺
Driving is pretty boring, what else are you supposed to do behind the wheel?
insurance rate just went up 9x just from witnessing this video
Maybe some people should let their dreams be dreams…
Thanks, that’s enough internet for today
I can understand it at home but that seems very impractical.
The duct tape implies that this is a prank, in which case, meh.
However, if this was professionally installed via a more permanent methodology, also meh
