• sorta_severine@lemmy.4d2.org
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    2 years ago

    Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they’re nursing because it’s about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they’re old enough to grab the cover, they’ll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

    As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn’t lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

    • dystop@lemmy.worldOPM
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      2 years ago

      Not to mention it’s another piece of fabric for the baby to get milk, spit and potentially vomit on…

  • chuso@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    The Spanish translation doesn’t make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

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        2 years ago

        If you’re going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

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        2 years ago

        Google did some creative rewriting and killed half the joke. It actually says something like: “If you need mom[,] feed yourself you must. Covering! Thank you!”

        The original spanglish also has a spelling and grammar mistake: cubieta -> ‘cubierta’ (fem. part. form of “cubrirse”) which doesn’t fit at all here.

    • dystop@lemmy.worldOPM
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      2 years ago

      This is an old picture, so I’m assuming it was made when translations weren’t fantastic yet.

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    2 years ago

    Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

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            2 years ago

            If that’s how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

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                “this kid’s lucky to have a mother that’ll say ‘screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid’”

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                  2 years ago

                  It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

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                He’s jealous that the baby gets to suck on a titty. I don’t understand why some people have that fetish.

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                I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don’t like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.