This is either very wholesome, or super creepy.
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Because this is the 12th time she has come out of her room after she is supposed to be in bed.
I love this take
Well that makes me sad
I think it is heavily dependent on if she used a different voice, or not, for the “I love you, too” bit.
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it must be cold out there in the void of deep space where nothing happens
Cold but we get so much reading done out here.
when i get there, i promise to be never less than 9 trillion light years away.
actually, uh, i brought a 256 gig full of books. how long will that last me? what happens when i run out? I read the same 50 books until infinity?
She has a blue tick after her name, so Elon says it is.
For the naysayers; I used to do this as a kid, because there were 6 people (minimum) to say goodnight to, and I was told it was impolite to miss “anyone.” And I’m someone, too.
I’m in my late 30s and every once in a while I’ll say goodnight to whoever is in my room (even if it’s just my cat) and then goodnight to me.
I say goodnight to my cat every night. She was feral when I
kidnappedadopted her and she still has some of those tendencies. One is not sleeping in my bed. If I sleep on the couch, she’ll sleep next to me. If I’m in my bed she’ll occasionally jump up to check on me. But she doesn’t sleep with me as a rule.So every night before I turn out the lights I tell her it’s bed time and say goodnight.
When I can learn a thing or two from a toddler…
Right?
Me: forgets pencil in another room. “Way to go you fucking worthless pile of garbage! How could anyone possibly love you, you’re so goddamn pathetic it’s a wonder you even remember to breathe.”
It’s all fun and games until self starts telling other self it’s stabby time.
My 3 year old’s hands have arguments with each other.
What am I doing wrong?
I took mine to her 3 year doctor visit yesterday. I noticed little bruises on her hands and I said, “what happened to your hands. It looks like you’re biting yourself.” She replied, “Sissy bite me.” Which I’ve been putting sissy in timeout for. This looked intentional though. Like she had to be a willing participant.
It hit me that she may be encouraging her sister to bite her until she leaves a mark to get her in trouble, so I decided to watch closer.
Last night I seen her take her sister’s head and move it toward her hand a few times. Finally she latched on hard. “Waaaaa, sissy bite me!”
She wanted her sister’s toy and found a way to get it.
She’s doing evil genius shit lol.
I told her, “She’s not gonna get in trouble if you put your hand in her mouth. You’ll be the one to go to timeout.”
Hopefully that stops it.
Nothing. That is peak performance.
