Candidate one: vote for me, the other guy is satan!

Candidate two: vote for me, the other guy is satan!

Candidate three: vote for me, I’ll work to improve your life by x,y,z.

All Media, right, “left,” center: candidate three is a Communist Nazi that wants you dead and wants breadlines!!! A vote for candidate three is a vote for your own death!!!

I love our Choices™

Edit: I should have been more clear, I wasn’t referring to a 3rd party.

That face…

“I’m a fucking child, why am I here saying shit you irresponsible fuckers should already know!?”

Hopefully musk gets too close to Putin and finds himself “accidentally” falling out of a window

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Well since we’re sharing firm beliefs, I firmly believe if your intent is to inform someone then insulting the person you’re supposedly informing is the worst way to go about it. People just get defensive and will attempt to reject information more readily when that is done.

“Divorce is considered an anti-socialist act”

I don’t even understand what this means.

I feel like it’s like saying “eating pineapple pizza is generally an anti-banking act.”

…what?

Turboooo-encabulatorrr mannn!

I just think all of the minerals and gems look so cool.

That’s where I’m at too. I said mineralogy, but really just because I didn’t know a concise way of putting “I just like how minerals look” in terms of an interest. Lol

Definitely agree on the Smithsonian, such a cool section!

Tells you everything you need to know about how our government and media see themselves.

We’re all driven to action, or at least expression of opinion, based on things that happen to us or people like us.

Kids/poor people get shot: no government officials give a damn, media run the story for clicks.

CEO gets shot: media and government freak out, they relate more to the CEO and see themselves as targets.

I really had to think just to come up with nothing lol

I get REALLY into something for 2 weeks then I drop it and never look back. I was into minerals/mineralogy for a few years I guess, but I’m not all that knowledgeable. I just really like copper bearing minerals like dioptase and azurite.

“Their stance follows Elon Musk’s social media threats to fund primary challengers against Republicans who support the bill.”

This is his go-to thing now and it’s fucking infuriating that no Magoo even recognizes what he’s doing… This mother fucker owns Congress. He’s literally threatening to buy the next Congress that will be obedient to him.

Where’s your fucking representation Magoos? Going to throw a tea party revolt over this or just put on your kneepads and chapstick for the ol’ musk stick?

FFS I wish this guy would meet Luigi already.

And if the university of Chicago is that “Chicago school of economics” then this kid is going to come out the other end repesting close to what you said, but as a positive. :(

It’s actually a reference to Brick House, the lyrics:

"Ow, she’s a brick house

She’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out. She’s a brick house. That lady’s stacked and that’s a fact. Ain’t holding nothing back"

Referring to the demeanor of Dr.House and how he lets it all hang out, and holds nothing back.

:P

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We’re Transparent Government!™©®

We all own many battleships in America! The trick is having them let you on board at the right time. Lol

My stupid body took the cannabis away from me, now all I have is the passive suicidal ideation… It’s also my retirement plan! Good ol’ 409mm1k

“The Previous Corrupt White House did one Good Thing by recognizing the Great Benefit to Landlords, the True American People™, this Software provides! That’s why I, Donald Jesus Trump Lord God King Your Savior, will require all Real Estate Transactions to use these Wonderful Inventions!”

“I actually think the purpose of a Bitcoin reserve is to temporarily increase the price so tech-bros (re: Elon) can sell at a massive profit. Then buy back at a much lower price. It’s just a way to indirectly transfer federal dollars into administration pockets.”

This is the way. It’s the only reason they’d do it.

I seriously doubt BRICS has anything to do with Bitcoin, but the US is absolutely concerned about losing the status of world currency. It’s literally how we survive while running a massive deficit. When the rest of the world finds a way to do business without the US getting its cut we’re going to be in deep shit.

Oh we’re definitely on track for that. The reboot won’t be any better though. “Classic Coke: now with 600% more billionaire control!”

Holy crap that’s quite the list! Amazing picture!!

I just point my seestar s50 at something and go “I am being astrophotograpamiser now!”

:P