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  • boydster@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    65·
    1 个月前

    Feeling down? Drink a verification can, sign in at the virtual welcome center with easy-access using biometrics, and await consultation with a popu-pacifimaxxer for evaluation!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    56·
    1 个月前

    Concerned about your privacy?

    Suffering from ‘paranoia’, the idea that people are watching you, tracking you all the time?

    Depressed about that?

    Good! Fuck you, kill yourself.

    American Mental Healthcare

    • weremacaque@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      1 个月前

      When I was a teenager, I suffered from paranoia of being watched because my parents watched everything I did on the internet. As an adult, now it’s the government. Fantastic.

  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
    34·
    1 个月前

    Not a worry though. I can read about stretches that can relieve sciatica. These are some of the ten free articles available to me.

    • boydster@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      26·
      1 个月前

      March 8th, 2021, was a very informative day. It’s fortunate that was included in your 10-article window!

  • ornery_chemist@mander.xyz
    5·
    1 个月前

    Honestly, searching for decent medical info with search engines is a pain in the ass these days. And no, don’t start with that AI chatbot nonsense with me. I end up adding -healthline -verywellhealth -medicalnewstoday and a bunch of others that I’m forgetting to the query just to have a chance at a non-paywall, non-slop site. Typically the crap drowns out the likes of basic overviews like Mayo and Cleveland Clinics, which even 10 years ago tended to rank quite high on the results pages.