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minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up154arrow-down1·6 days agoShe recognized the gold. She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·6 days agoIt better be about dead animal bones and forging too
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-26 days agoHey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone? (Never said it’ll gonna be good)
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·6 days agoYou don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoare you a raging forge baby? because you’re so hot I want to stick my bone in you. awkward mode: you’re so hot baby forge, let me stick my bones in you.
minus-squareBoxOfFeet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoHey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·6 days agoBaby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow Funky Walker, Dirty Talker
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoHey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
minus-squarePrime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoCalm down, Amber Heard.
She recognized the gold.
She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
It better be about dead animal bones and forging too
Hey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone?
(Never said it’ll gonna be good)
You don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
are you a raging forge baby? because you’re so hot I want to stick my bone in you.
awkward mode:
you’re so hot baby forge, let me stick my bones in you.
Hey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
Baby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow
Hey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
Calm down, Amber Heard.