To demonstrate the power of flex seal, I SAWED THIS CHICKEN IN HALF!

What is Phil Swift going to do with that chicken?

It’s my favorite part of cutting onions

Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.

This reminds me for some reason about the time I found a half-full can of vintage rat poison at an antique store. It was basically entirely arsenic.

Why the pelvis specifically? How did it get there? What were you doing with it?

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

I’m fine with that. I mean, bodies aren’t really people anymore. The people part flickers out to nothingness, leaving the meat husk.

But on a serious note, how good is venison? Fucking delicious. You ever make chili with it? Goddamn backstrap chili. Like eating heaven.

I only eat meat that consents. Anybody want to come over for dinner? Coincidentally, you’ll have to sign a waiver.

My slaughterhouse uses radon. The meat makes my testicle feel funny, and we throw up a lot. And I haven’t had hair in years. But it’s cheap! And so tender.

You didn’t learn factorials in high school?

Loss will never not be funny.

Haven’t seen her show, but as somebody technically in the UMC with a lot of shit to get rid of, I can understand them wanting to appeal to that market.

Exactly. I dont mind a little extra buffering. I mostly watch things in 720 or 1080, and I’ve barely noticed the change.

Rockbox was so cool. I had it on my SanDisk Sansa e250. It was so awesome. Better video format support, better interface. And it ran fucking DOOM.

They’ll also become Air BnB’s! I’d say some other solutions are to ban Air BnB. Everybody moves out of tourist areas leaving a ghost town with no restaurants, shops, or nightlife for the tourists. Or, decrease the global population until there is no housing crisis with the Thanos glove thing. Snap, snap, snap.

Right? I’ll talk about my salary all you want. I think it’s great to know where you stand against others when negotiating for a new job or a raise. Especially since unions aren’t really a thing in my profession.

Don’t talk about my penis. If I want you to know, you’ll know.