PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoMoney is Heroin for Boring Peoplemessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down126
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minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-22 months agoYou know that you can buy heroin with money?
minus-squarePotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·2 months agoHeroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoI can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoAll of your problems with melt away…briefly.
minus-squarePlaidboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
minus-squareMia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoIt makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut then you won’t have money.
You know that you can buy heroin with money?
Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
I can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
Not having heroin?
All of your problems with melt away…briefly.
Caring?
It isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
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But then you won’t have money.