I think the poop is implied. He’s clearly a shock comic, his gimmick is saying things that make people uncomfortable. He’s playing a character and how much of himself is part of that character, we can only guess , but when he’s on stage he’s “the guy who says humorous offensive things.”

I’m sure many wouldn’t find it funny, but I know that many do. As is their right.

It really tied the room together.

What if we tweak it to: What do you call a drunk cop heading towards his car?

I like that it emphasizes that he’s a real piece of shit.

I haven’t seen it, but when it came out, I remember the premise sounded interesting, but I figured it was a coin flip whether it would be good or terrible.

I’m going to have to come back and see what others say. If it’s not terrible, I’ll check it out.

I grew up with a mom that was NEVER wrong.

If I pointed out she was wrong, there was always an excuse. “Well, YOU should have said this, or you made me do that.”

And because of her need to look infallible all the time, I learned to hide mistakes, blame others, and never let anyone know you aren’t perfect.

And so, when I first had kids, I instinctively continued to do as I was taught. Once day I realized what I was doing and thought about how it made me feel when I was a kid, and decided I didn’t want to do the same thing to them.

It wasn’t “as easy as that” and there were many times I caught myself doing it, but when I did, I apologized and admitted my mistake.

I’d rather they learn how to accept responsibility for their actions than learn how to place blame on others.

Lactose Intolerance?

Sounds like your AI became sentient and decided it was sick of your bullshit.

Whether or not a vote “counts” is like identifying which straw broke the camels back.

Individually, NONE of them count. Liberals in blue areas will think their vote doesn’t count because their candidate would have won without their vote. And those in red areas feel like it doesn’t count because they’re just getting stuck with whatever conservative is running.

But, millions of votes that don’t count, DO COUNT.

Elections are a war of attrition. The first one to ease off a little, loses.

That’s some good shit!

And others say cunt!

Technically, it IS black. That’s where the term started.

I’ve always been the opposite.

I got two weeks to do it? There’s no way I can focus.

It’s due in three hours? IT’S GO TIME!!!

Sounds like a really good plan. I often find that It’s much easier to finish something I’ve started than start something I haven’t.

Let us know how it works for you!

You may not want to confess to voter fraud on the Internet.

I live in a pretty conservative area, but the kids don’t seem to have much problem being open and honest about who they are.

Of course, certain people may live in a very unforgiving home, and that could effect their personal experience, but for the most part, it seems to me people are more likely to skip the closet and just be themselves.

Where I vote, the machine prints out a paper ballot which is then scanned and counted before I leave.

My daughter and I did this for one of her science projects. I would drop lemon juice or sugar water somewhere on her tongue, and she was able to taste everything everywhere.

It was so long ago I don’t remember, but I hope we got a good grade on that one!

Cigarettes are a huge part of my scheduling system.

Would not recommend.

Oh I am hardly successful at it. I have certain core rules. I don’t remember actively deciding that these were rules, they just developed over time.

Of course there’s the reminders. If I set one, it must be important, so obey the reminders. Also, I have a spending rule. Anything that’s more than a few bucks, I’m not allowed to buy it the first time I think about it. The second time I think about it, I do research. If I haven’t completely moved on from the idea, then I’ll buy it.

I’m still broke and running late, but it’s better than it could be.

I completely understand what you’re going through.

The one thing that concerns me is that you keep setting reminders, and completely ignoring them. Lord knows I’ve started playing a game and suddenly realized it was 10 hours later, but when the reminder goes off, you must obey it.

You set the timers because YOU WANT yourself to be on time. When the reminder goes off, you’re saying past me was wrong, I’ll do what I want. Future you eventually realizes past you was right all along and you repeat the cycle.

I think you need to make the choice to follow your own rules. Set reminders early and often. Give yourself a 15 minute warning so you can find a good point to stop what you’re doing. When the next alarm goes off 15 minutes later, you shut it down no matter what.

Living with this is not easy, but it only gets harder when you sabotage yourself.