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minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·6 days agoPlants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.
minus-squareMr Fish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoAnd then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoAnd the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them. So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
Plants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.
And then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
#scienceismagic