Summary
Two Oregon men, aged 59 and 37, were found dead from exposure in Washington State’s Gifford Pinchot National Forest after failing to return from a Christmas Eve trip to search for Sasquatch.
The Skamania County Sheriff’s Office attributed their deaths to harsh weather and lack of preparedness.
A family member reported them missing early Christmas Day, prompting a three-day search involving 60 volunteers, drones, canines, and Coast Guard infrared technology.
It makes perfect sense! If Sasquatch can’t be found anywhere in California, he must be up in Oregon!
Then why were they looking for him in the forests of Washington?
They couldn’t find him in Oregon either! Must have been in Washington!