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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

The real question

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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    4 months ago

    Well gigachad supersoldiers can’t be killed if they never show up on the frontline.

    • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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      They’re so gigchad when Putin conscribes them, they say no and refuse to elaborate further.

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    You only have to be average at your job on the left, to scare the shit out of the steroid/HGH addicts on the right. You can do so much in 8 hours. How many hours can they keep running?

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Most roidcakes have the stamina and endurance of a retired accountant who chainsmoked for their entire career.

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Right?! Those are far from ideal soldiers. I’m a 150lbs, when wet, but my 62-grain bullet will wreck any one of those men.

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          Fair point. No soldier could spend enough time in the crappy post gym to look anything like that, even if there were no piss tests or weight tapes to avoid.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Yeah but their abs can stop bullets. Which is why they don’t wear body armor. Does your drone operator have bulletproof abs? Didn’t think so.

      • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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        Can’t stop the artillery the drone operator calls in. At that point it doesn’t matter how muscular they are.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a still from a gay porn movie on the right, isn’t it?

    • sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works
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      I hope so.

  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    There are no soldiers that look like that.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      User was defenestrated for this comment

      • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Love seeing defrenestrated out in the wild

    • jimbolauski@lemm.ee
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      Clearly you’ve never seen the war documentaries Predator or Commando.

      • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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        Jesse Ventura was a real soldier? I guess his service to country is what got him elected as governor. Hey! I guess that’s how Arnold became governor too. Fancy that, two of the guys who fought that alien both went on to become politicians.

      • 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎@h4x0r.hostBanned from community
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        Don’t forget about the GOAT called Rambo

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2nd best Cristmas movie, right after Gremlins. Maaaaybe tied with Die Hard.

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    Since they need to go shopping for spare soldiers my money is on the Drone

  • inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The image on the right looks like the start of a hardcore porno

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    That guy on the left looks really funny, is there a name for that meme?

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      Commonly known as black hackerman

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Prob the drone pilot on the other side

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      But their skinny, withered legs…they’re gonna need Professor X floaty chairs…

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    But which one will be a more effective fundraiser as a pinup calendar?

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      Speaking as A Woooman®️, yech, none of the above. Makes me think of decay and early death. Immediately donated to Come Back Alive.

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    Unlimited and untraceable drones? No problem.

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